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Lightsaber Techniques of The New York Jedi

October 30th, 2007 · 10 Comments

General Sun wants coffee with a double shot of espresso. General Kalius A’dar will take a black iced tea. Cyran Oghma is all set, thanks. “Anything else, you guys?” Master Flynn asks the others assembled. As the founder of the New York Jedi, Master Flynn (no last name) knows mind tricks don’t work in Starbucks. You can’t order telepathically, and you still have to say “venti” when you really mean extra large.

On Tuesdays, Master Flynn and his Jedi posse squeeze into a few corner tables in this busy café before heading to lightsaber training at a dance studio down the street. Sessions can be grueling, starting with meditation and yoga poses before moving on to choreographed swordplay.
- Jedi Order Establishes Temple in Lower Manhattan

New York Jedi
Members of the New York Jedi Order

The New York Jedi are a diverse community of choreographers, martial artists, dancers, and Star Wars fanatics, dedicated to mastering the art of lightsaber combat.  In addition to holding weekly classes in sword technique and stage combat fundamentals, these Jedi frequently perform at public events, and on local and national television.

And the weapons? [Read more →]

Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Video

Conceal Your Secret Karate Identity

October 28th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Do not reveal your true nature
A genuine man does not reveal his true nature.

When the karateka receives his first belt promotion, he rushes out to tell everyone.
After he receives his shodan certificate, he exits discreetly through the back door.

This saying reflects the humility of a mature, well-trained Karate expert. More importantly, it contains practical advice for martial artists of all stripes: let your skills remain secret; revealing them indiscriminately can only bring trouble. [Read more →]

Tags: Karate · Martial Arts Humor · Psychology

Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate

October 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Karate Costume

ENGLEWOOD, CO—After months of being taught to develop courage, inner strength, and other values of the martial arts, Daniel Finkelstein finally achieved the self-confidence necessary to stand up to his parents and quit taking karate lessons, the area sixth-grader reported Monday. [Read more →]

Tags: Karate · Martial Arts Humor

Chen Taiji—Tekken Style

September 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments


Chen style Taiji in a real (video game) fight

Ling Xiaoyu

Watching Kung mix the art of Chen style Taiji with Ling Xiaoyu’s wushu, I can see why MMA has become so popular lately.

Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Tai Chi · Video

How to Bend an Unbendable Arm

September 4th, 2007 · 11 Comments

In his final years, the founder of Aikido was seen to demonstrate many skills that defy the layman’s understanding of physics. Ueshiba sensei reportedly used sen sen no sen and psychic powers to disrupt his opponent’s attacks, threw attackers without touching them, or simply disappeared and reappeared in a safer location.

O-Sensei’s disciples and descendants are unable to repeat his incredible demonstrations. Instead, modern Aikido dojos will introduce ki (life energy) principles to their students with the help of a crude parlor trick: orenaite, or the “unbendable arm”. [Read more →]

Tags: Aikido · Martial Arts Humor · Qigong · Video

The Ugly Truth About Your Aura

August 4th, 2007 · 1 Comment

I Can See Your Aura… [Read more →]

Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Qigong

LOLCats: Show Your Cheezburger Kung Fu

July 21st, 2007 · 8 Comments

Cheezburger or dim mak ur choice
Photo: Zsuzsanna Kadar

You should never blog about your cat—unless it’s an lolcat. Here is a quick guide to creating lolcat images of your own. [Read more →]

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Rappin’ Kung Fu with the Chemical Brothers

July 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Chang Cheh directed dozens of 70s kung-fu flicks: The One Armed Swordsman, The Duel, Five Deadly Venoms, and more. 

Did you know he does music videos too? [Read more →]

Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Video

Secret Asian Man: The Comic Voice of Asian-American Neurosis

July 3rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

Secret Asian Man

Tak Toyoshima’s comic, Secret Asian Man, celebrates Asian-American stereotypes with politically incorrect humor.

December 5, 2006

If the U.S got into a fist fight with China, we’d be outnumbered by more than 4 to 1.
Yeah, but we’d still weigh more.

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My Experiment with Intention-Manifestation Theory

June 24th, 2007 · 32 Comments

I was delighted to stumble across the Intention-Manifestation Theory of reality a few months ago. As I understood this theory, the key to achieving success in the spheres of business, dating and health is to intend it.

Fortune smiled upon me that day. Intention-Manifestation Theory seemed the greatest labor-saving discovery since the cotton gin, and I was sorely in need of its utility. Since starting my website last year, I had been overwhelmed by article ideas, but never had enough time to fully develop, transcribe and publish them.

I decided to employ the theory straight away. [Read more →]

Tags: Blogging · Martial Arts Humor