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An Enlightened Cartoon For Your Enjoyment

November 28th, 2007 · No Comments

An enlightened cartoon for your enjoyment

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Reduce Karmic Debts up to 60% with Karma Consolidation

November 28th, 2007 · No Comments


Photo Credit: Arnþór Snær

Stop Paying For A Past Life!

By consolidating your bad karma you can reduce your karmic debt up to 60%. This means by paying off your bad karma in one or two short misadventures you can avoid paying for a bad mistake for the rest of your life little by little. By getting what you deserve all at once it is possible to show the universe you are aware you are a bad person, and we can help by convincing the universe to go easy on you. Even if you haven’t learned your lesson we can trick the powers that be into thinking you have. [Read more →]

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Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed

November 17th, 2007 · No Comments

From The Onion News Network:

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Ninja parade

In Modesto, California today, crowds turned out for the annual Modesto County Ninja Parade, which once again passed through the town entirely undetected. [Read more →]

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Watermelon Dim Mak with Steven Seagal

November 11th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal reaches new heights of self-parody, in this scene from his latest movie Shadow Man:

Steven Seagal: So the idea of dim mak, or any kind of internal technique, is not to hurt others but to help others.  Dim mak can be used to heal people, it can be used to kill people.  This is the nature of chi.  Chi can be used in striking for just external, or internal.  If you go to the internal organs you’ll do great damage; external, you can just move them a little. [Applies ji posture to send Student 1 reeling backwards.]  Or, you can go internal. [Strikes watermelon held by Student 2, ruining lunchtime for everyone.]

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Tags: Aikido · Martial Arts Humor · Video

You Might Be a Neijia Martial Artist

November 9th, 2007 · 6 Comments

As I explained in Defining The Internal Martial Arts, there is no consistent definition of what constitutes a neijia style. In fact, you might be a neijia artist yourself, and not even realize it! Here are a few of the classic warning signs.

If you are constantly looking inward, yet still cannot stand the sight of blood,
you might be a neijia artist. [Read more →]

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Crouching Chambers, Hidden Duff

November 4th, 2007 · 6 Comments

Bill Duff
Bill Duff

Jason Chambers
Jason Chambers

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Lightsaber Techniques of The New York Jedi

October 30th, 2007 · 9 Comments

General Sun wants coffee with a double shot of espresso. General Kalius A’dar will take a black iced tea. Cyran Oghma is all set, thanks. “Anything else, you guys?” Master Flynn asks the others assembled. As the founder of the New York Jedi, Master Flynn (no last name) knows mind tricks don’t work in Starbucks. You can’t order telepathically, and you still have to say “venti” when you really mean extra large.

On Tuesdays, Master Flynn and his Jedi posse squeeze into a few corner tables in this busy café before heading to lightsaber training at a dance studio down the street. Sessions can be grueling, starting with meditation and yoga poses before moving on to choreographed swordplay.
- Jedi Order Establishes Temple in Lower Manhattan

New York Jedi
Members of the New York Jedi Order

The New York Jedi are a diverse community of choreographers, martial artists, dancers, and Star Wars fanatics, dedicated to mastering the art of lightsaber combat.  In addition to holding weekly classes in sword technique and stage combat fundamentals, these Jedi frequently perform at public events, and on local and national television.

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Conceal Your Secret Karate Identity

October 28th, 2007 · 5 Comments

Do not reveal your true nature
A genuine man does not reveal his true nature.

When the karateka receives his first belt promotion, he rushes out to tell everyone.
After he receives his shodan certificate, he exits discreetly through the back door.

This saying reflects the humility of a mature, well-trained Karate expert. More importantly, it contains practical advice for martial artists of all stripes: let your skills remain secret; revealing them indiscriminately can only bring trouble. [Read more →]

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Karate Lessons Give Child Self-Confidence To Quit Karate

October 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Karate Costume

ENGLEWOOD, CO—After months of being taught to develop courage, inner strength, and other values of the martial arts, Daniel Finkelstein finally achieved the self-confidence necessary to stand up to his parents and quit taking karate lessons, the area sixth-grader reported Monday. [Read more →]

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Chen Taiji—Tekken Style

September 30th, 2007 · 2 Comments


Chen style Taiji in a real (video game) fight

Ling Xiaoyu

Watching Kung mix the art of Chen style Taiji with Ling Xiaoyu’s wushu, I can see why MMA has become so popular lately.

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