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Totally Nude Tai Chi: A DVD Review With Pictures

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Can the fire of man breathe within the waters of woman? Only if she allows. From Eden’s Gate, through Taoist teachings, through sexual revolutions and on into time eternal, women have been, are, and always will be the masters of ultimate sexuality.

Totally Nude Tai Chi is the most comprehensive, and most bizarre martial arts instructional video I have ever reviewed. Five naked female models demonstrate Tai Chi theory, the solo hand form, sword and saber practice, circle walking and palm changes, push hands and fighting applications, all within one hour.

For over 1500 years, philosophies, teachings and rituals of the Chinese monks of Shaolin have been passed from generation to generation. Encompassing the wisdom and exercises of the ancient ways, Taoism, Confucianism and Buddhism, the monks created Tai Chi.

Without loose silk uniforms to obscure the models’ postures and movements, each demonstration is relatively clear and easy to follow. Unfortunately, the postures are unbalanced and the movements are clumsy. Nevertheless, I must give the models credit for their willingness to share so openly.

Mythical. Mystical. Ethereal. The Dragon exemplifies spiritual development and internal strength.

This DVD begins with short performances by the Five Animals of “Ching Chi Tai Chi”: Tiger, Dragon, Leopard, Snake and Crane. The animals scratch themselves, bend over and roll around on the floor—all of which I must assume are groundfighting warm-ups.

It is said: you cannot move until you learn first how to stand. Wu Chi, absolute stillness: external concentration. Tan tien, the sea of chi: internal concentration. Focus on breath. Mobilize the chi.

After practicing the standing meditation for what must have seemed an eternity—thirty seconds or so—the models’ arms begin to shake, and they shuffle their feet before transitioning into the famous Ba Duan Jin, or Eight Naked Brocades exercise.

Tui shou, sensing hands, the physical expression of yin and yang. The push: yang energy, aggressive. The yield, yin energy: neutralizing, and yet complementing the yang.

Gigi (Dragon Master) and Claudine (Crane Master) perform a distressingly common variation on the tui shou theme: pushing hands by wobbling around. Their preferred yielding method, however, is unusual: incoming force is dissolved with a comely swaying of the hips.

Tiger, Lepoard, and Dragon all walk the Pa Kua. Palms touch air. Chi is shared. Ching is realized. Maintaining the chi while moving requires utmost concentration. The single palm change transfers energy from one side of the body to the other, bringing the Ching Chi into perfect balance. No action is taken, so much as it just happens.

Ching Chi Tai Chi includes elements of Pa Kua Chang training—circle walking and palm change drills—leading some to speculate that Ching Chi is Sun Lutang’s original art. Sun Lutang is commonly believed to have practiced with his clothes on, but like so many other elements of Chinese martial arts, the historical truth is shrouded in mystery. This much is certain: Tai Chi is internal, but pants are external.

Blades touch to understand, not to oppose. Blades touch to blend essences, not to confront them.

The ultimate test of any martial art is, I am told, its effectiveness on the mean urban streets. Frankly, I have doubts that these nude Tai Chi weapon disarms can be performed under the stress of mortal combat. Readers, what do you think?

Yang: the male energy. Confused by what it senses, yet does not understand. Tense and defensive, it cannot escape.

In conclusion, this is not the worst nude Tai Chi I have seen, nor is it the best. I cannot honestly recommend the Totally Nude Tai Chi DVD for instructional purposes, but it may provide experienced practitioners with a few brief moments of enjoyment.

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25 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Wayne // Apr 29, 2008

    All of your article images are showing up as a black box with “Go to martialdevelopment.com” written inside. I thought it was only in my feedreader due to some kind of hotlink protection, but viewing it here on the site, I get the same thing.

  • 2 Kungfuguy // Apr 30, 2008

    awsome i have to buy this video

  • 3 Sydney Familiar // Apr 30, 2008

    I certainly agree that taichi is internal and pants are external, but these images may produce a loss of jing and that might go against cultivation principles! ;) Thank you for letting us know about this one.

  • 4 Marian C Ghilea // Apr 30, 2008

    The photos are enough to let me know that “tai chi” is present only in name in the video. As an experienced Taijiquan practitioner, I can say immediately there is no connection between Tai Chi and those women. But of course, one can make money in many ways nowdays, including by presenting this so called “totally naked tai chi”. Sex always sells well.

  • 5 Chris // Apr 30, 2008

    Wayne, other people can see the pictures; please try clearing your browser cache and reloading this page before any others.

  • 6 Jenny // May 18, 2008

    Found you off the Review Bloggers carnival. You have a great site here. I love it.

  • 7 sham // Sep 3, 2008

    I want to learn taichi send kattas images and videos on my mail

  • 8 Chris // Oct 3, 2008

    Featured in the October Carnival of Sexuality.

  • 9 gay // Jan 16, 2009

    That video is for idiots who like to jack off to stupid shit. How fucked up is this site?…really?

  • 10 Chris // Jan 16, 2009

    Thanks for stopping by, Gay. There is a man in the video, so you might like it?

  • 11 Mark James // Jan 21, 2009

    Love the vid – dont like the Tai Chi though

  • 12 Louisville Karate // Mar 12, 2009

    This definately would have gotten me started at a younger age… lol :)

  • 13 Carer // May 23, 2009

    How messed up can one be to call this “Totally Nude”?

  • 14 Chris // May 24, 2009

    These preview images were airbrushed to be SFW.

  • 15 Robert // Aug 16, 2009

    This site does not show everything about the video. The title says Totally Nude because in the actual program, at least the one that I have, all of the girls are totally nude. I don’t really know if any of the “teachings” of Tai Chi are factual in this program, but it is sure fun to watch!

  • 16 awesome-o // Sep 17, 2009

    Chris, you totally just burned gay, Haha! gay, go f*** yourself!

  • 17 Tobi - Phuket Meditation // Nov 15, 2009

    Now that is really a special idea. It makes me curious I must admit. Haha ;)

  • 18 Stephen // Jan 5, 2010

    Helo I am a kenpo karate instructor and am seeking to put together inNorthern CA a special intrest program for Women I have been advertising to train Asst. Instructors for such programs women tuition free to asst classes and profit sharing. Aerobice and have also made contact with nudist groups. Interested in participation drop me al ine.

  • 19 temesgen kiros // Jan 14, 2010

    I like your wesite very musch thank you.

  • 20 Marika // Jan 17, 2010

    WOW!! Even tai chi nowadays is spoilt by external sexual attraction! To tell the truth on the one hand im amazed how shallow one can be to start pracitsing tai chi after seeing partly nude women showing how sexy is to be aware of oneself etc hahaaa! but on the other hand i just like that there can be seen muscles’ work and therefore it’s kinda easier to correct your positions. but totally nude??? excuse me??!!

  • 21 Dragon Book // Aug 14, 2010

    I certainly makes it easier to understand the internal movemenys when the practioners wear no clothes …

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