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Top 5 Reasons Why Pro MMA Fighters are Like Prostitutes

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UFC fighter

What do these professional entertainers have in common?

5. They wear skimpy outfits to work.

4. After they hit 40, nobody will hire them.

3. Their profession is illegal in nearly every state and country.

2. They insist on being paid to do what everyone else does for free.

1. Messing around with them can be hazardous to your health.

Tags: MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) · Martial Arts Humor

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Don // Jan 19, 2007

    5. Uh, OK.

    4. Except Randy Couture, Dan Severn, Ken Shamrock, Pat Miletich . . . . . more on the way.

    3. Except the United States, Japan, Russia, the U.K., Australia . . . . . . and pretty much everywhere else.

    2. Say what? Everybody else fights MMA for free?

    1. True.

  • 2 Chris // Feb 14, 2007

    Every street fight is a MMA fight, inasfaras both participants want to win, and not to demonstrate techniques from a particular “style of martial arts”.

    And no, most of these people are not getting paid to fight.

  • 3 Bob // Mar 26, 2007

    #2 you could say applies to almost any sport. The difference is that pro fighters don’t get paid nearly enough for what they go through in training and in a match. It’s much tougher then any other sport and the pay is a lot less (though it’s starting to get better).

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