Photo: Zsuzsanna Kadar
You should never blog about your cat—unless it’s an lolcat. Here is a quick guide to creating lolcat images of your own.
How to Make an Lolcat
Find a cat photo. You can take one yourself, or search for a royalty-free cat photo at:
Learn the lolcat language. Kittens are busy people; they don’t have time for lots of vowels, apostrophes, and verb conjugations. So they rely on pidgin English to describe their invisible possessions, and to communicate their insatiable lust for cheeseburgers.
Until some lonely weirdo compiles a complete lolcat language guide, we must look to the classic lolcat images themselves for correct syntax and grammar. I Can Has Cheezburger is an excellent reference.
Photo: Claudia Meyer
Write your lolcat caption. You can take inspiration from these popular variations on the meme:
Put it all together. Use a free photo editing tool (such as Paint.Net) to write your caption on top of the image. Large block fonts such as Impact and Arial Black work well.
Photo: Dez Pain
Submit your martial arts lolcats. Send images to martialdev (at) hotmail.com, and/or leave their addresses in a comment. All worthy entries will be featured here, along with a link to your blog or website.
Your Submissions
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9 responses so far ↓
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Jason
// Jul 22, 2007
Chris, hilarious lolcats! I also appreciate your explanation of kitten language usage–very helpful
Jason
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Love Coach
// Jul 22, 2007
Hahaha …. The Ninja cat is hilarious! Good one Jason. “,
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Jeff
// Jul 22, 2007
http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s150/qiphlow/catcorn.jpg
(baguazhang kitty)
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Chris
// Jul 22, 2007
Thanks coach, but don’t call me Jason!
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WHITE ANGEL
// Dec 20, 2007
cool pictures
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m.a.l.s. (him)
// Sep 1, 2008
Those are great! I hadn’t seen any of those before. That first one should have been “Big Mac or Dim Mak”.
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hannah G
// Oct 27, 2008
AWESOME NINJA CAT!!
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goginebulana
// Jan 9, 2009
very funny pic!!!
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