From The Onion News Network:
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
In Modesto, California today, crowds turned out for the annual Modesto County Ninja Parade, which once again passed through the town entirely undetected.
According to an arrow scroll delivered straight into the heart of a city clerk, this marked the 30th year that the Modesto-area ninjas have stealthily celebrated their heritage.
A record crowd of three thousand people came out to not see the ninjas.