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How To Choose a Bad Martial Arts Instructor

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A good martial arts instructor is hard to find. But if you aren’t too picky, you can save literally hours of time by picking a bad instructor instead. This simple four-step plan will keep you on the wrong track!

Kip Dynamite
An unhappy disciple of Rex Kwon Do

  1. Do some martial arts “research” in books and on the Internet. Believe everything you read. The authors cannot possibly be wrong; some are famous. Do not ask any live human beings for guidance. Their real-world experience and nuanced advice will only complicate the situation.
  2. Choose a style of martial arts that you think you would be good at. Avoid any activity that might expose your weaknesses. After all, martial arts are for looking good in public, not for fighting and definitely not for personal growth and self-improvement!
  3. Use the phone book to select a local school that teaches your preferred style. You don’t need to evaluate the instructor, or watch a class. You already know all about it; you researched this, remember? (However, if you do see a class that doesn’t match your expectations, feel free to tell the instructor they are wrong.  Suggest a list of books or websites for them to read.)
  4. Inspect the school’s marketing materials to decide why you want to train there. Improve health? Sounds good! Self-defense? Sure, why not? Don’t start with a list of your own training goals. Creating such a list requires introspection, honesty, and courage. You can save a few minutes by using someone else’s list.

Follow these steps to start your martial arts training as soon as possible.  Hajime!

However, if starting well is more important than starting now, you should wait for my article on choosing a good instructor!
[tags]martial arts, kung fu, sensei, sifu[/tags] 

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