Comments on: Watermelon Dim Mak with Steven Seagal http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/ Martial arts for personal development Wed, 08 Feb 2012 07:51:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jon http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-6039 Jon Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:18:52 +0000 http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-6039 Cut him some slack. The Ancient, Watermelon Strike is a well known and respected technique of the Douch Bag Style of Aiki-please don't because he shouldn't be allowed to say he is a Martial Artist style of....Martial Arts? Seriously tho, If I was ever attacked by a picnic, I would feel much better with SS around Cut him some slack. The Ancient, Watermelon Strike is a well known and respected technique of the Douch Bag Style of Aiki-please don’t because he shouldn’t be allowed to say he is a Martial Artist style of….Martial Arts? Seriously tho, If I was ever attacked by a picnic, I would feel much better with SS around

]]> By: Steven Seagal Redeems Himself As Cock Puncher http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-5878 Steven Seagal Redeems Himself As Cock Puncher Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:22:01 +0000 http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-5878 [...] wasn’t the thin plots or dull acting that eventually turned me off Steven Seagal’s work; it was his characters, or rather his character. The names and the scenery changed, but never the [...] [...] wasn’t the thin plots or dull acting that eventually turned me off Steven Seagal’s work; it was his characters, or rather his character. The names and the scenery changed, but never the [...]

]]> By: Kung_fugue http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-5587 Kung_fugue Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:43:16 +0000 http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-5587 Lesson #1-- Seagal is at his deadliest when you're near his food. This is priceless: reminds me of the Monty Python "fresh fruit" sketch where John Cleese was teaching self-defense to guys in the army-- against attacks by fresh fruit! "The best thing to do when attacked by a raspberry-laden mob, is 1) shoot him, 2) pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on his head, or 3) RELEASE THE TIGER!" Oh well he can't fight, but I bet he can FART like nobody's business. Lesson #1– Seagal is at his deadliest when you’re near his food.

This is priceless: reminds me of the Monty Python “fresh fruit” sketch where John Cleese was teaching self-defense to guys in the army– against attacks by fresh fruit!

“The best thing to do when attacked by a raspberry-laden mob, is 1) shoot him, 2) pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on his head, or 3) RELEASE THE TIGER!”

Oh well he can’t fight, but I bet he can FART like nobody’s business.

]]> By: Rick Matz http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-4858 Rick Matz Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:00:45 +0000 http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-4858 "Pull my finger..." “Pull my finger…”

]]> By: Chris http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-4855 Chris Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:38:52 +0000 http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/watermelon-dim-mak-with-steven-seagal/#comment-4855 More movie trivia: <ul> <li>The watermelon was already dead, before he even put his death touch on it.</li> <li>After the watermelon exploded, the student's black uniform remained spotless.</li> <li>"Gather your chi and come at me" is a variation of the old Aikido joke: "Grab my wrist, so I can kick your ass."</li> </ul> More movie trivia:

  • The watermelon was already dead, before he even put his death touch on it.
  • After the watermelon exploded, the student’s black uniform remained spotless.
  • “Gather your chi and come at me” is a variation of the old Aikido joke: “Grab my wrist, so I can kick your ass.”
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