On more cynical days, I have advised less experienced martial artists that, no matter how long and hard they train, they will never become a mysterious 19th-century Chinese gentleman–so if that is their true goal, they might as well give up.
But now the problem has been solved.
Made in China, of course
I bought this costume yesterday for 60% off. Little did the shopkeeper know that I actually intend to wear it for Thanksgiving. Timing is everything.
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4 responses so far ↓
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P.D. Anderson
// Nov 5, 2010
I wish to find stillness, bring health and knowledge to the world and live a life of continual refinement. I have a pronounced intuition and strong esoteric connections. I know sifu is no longer accepting western students. So it is
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Bob Patterson
// Nov 6, 2010
I wish to find vast wealth, bring annoyance to the world and live a life of luxury. I have arthritis and no chi whatsover. Sifu has a bone chip. Always wear pants.
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Ninjutsu Training
// Nov 7, 2010
I want to both laugh and shudder a little bit at this costume. So, why were you going to wear it for Thanksgiving?
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chris
// Nov 7, 2010
It takes a lot of work to win the best costume award on Halloween. But on Thanksgiving…
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