Comments on: Chuck Norris and Google: The Facts

By: kayla

kayla — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:45:44 +0000

the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck norris.

smart joke — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:16:46 +0000

chuck norris doesn’t go hunt no hunt involes failure
chuck norris goes killing

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:29:31 +0000

chuck norris once appeared on jeopardy. it is remarkable because it was the first episode that alex trebec had appeared without a mustache…

…and a head

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:28:19 +0000

chuck norris once lost the t.v. remote but maintained control of the t.v. by yelling at it inbetween bites of “fillet-o-child” sandwich

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:26:58 +0000

chuck norris played russian roulette with a gun and won

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:25:35 +0000

chuck norris invented his own karate, it is called “Chuck-Will-Kill”

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:24:27 +0000

they once made chuck norris toilet paper, but there was a problem; it wouldn’t take crap from anybody

ahippy12345 — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:23:02 +0000

chuck norris is sueing NBC, claiming “Law and Order” are trademarked names of his right and left legs

bob — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 16:40:15 +0000

hi yeah hes gonna round house kick me but does he know where i live take that chuck

Chuck Norris — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 15:49:41 +0000

Hi everyone i will round house kick any one who postes after me! But any way if i kick you i may just be trying to tell you that i like your hat