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Entries Tagged as 'Martial Arts Humor'

Rappin’ Kung Fu with the Chemical Brothers

July 14th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Chang Cheh directed dozens of 70s kung-fu flicks: The One Armed Swordsman, The Duel, Five Deadly Venoms, and more. 

Did you know he does music videos too? [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Video

Secret Asian Man: The Comic Voice of Asian-American Neurosis

July 3rd, 2007 · 2 Comments

Secret Asian Man

Tak Toyoshima’s comic, Secret Asian Man, celebrates Asian-American stereotypes with politically incorrect humor.

December 5, 2006

If the U.S got into a fist fight with China, we’d be outnumbered by more than 4 to 1.
Yeah, but we’d still weigh more.

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor

My Experiment with Intention-Manifestation Theory

June 24th, 2007 · 32 Comments

I was delighted to stumble across the Intention-Manifestation Theory of reality a few months ago. As I understood this theory, the key to achieving success in the spheres of business, dating and health is to intend it.

Fortune smiled upon me that day. Intention-Manifestation Theory seemed the greatest labor-saving discovery since the cotton gin, and I was sorely in need of its utility. Since starting my website last year, I had been overwhelmed by article ideas, but never had enough time to fully develop, transcribe and publish them.

I decided to employ the theory straight away. [Read more →]

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Tags: Blogging · Martial Arts Humor

Haiku Tournament Winners

June 24th, 2007 · 2 Comments

The martial arts haiku tournament has officially ended. Thank you to all the participants. Here are some of my favorite haiku from among the submissions: [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Philosophy

Yoga Action Squad Defeats Doctor Badvibes

June 13th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Aum

Ever since the dawn of time (or when Yoga became Westernized), an elite team of Yogis and Yoginis have protected Yoga throughout Santa Monica. Led by a mysterious Guru, the Yoga Action Squad brings the clarity and focus of yoga to the mean Santa Monica streets. When called on, they respond with a resistance that opens up blockages, creating space for fighting crime! [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Yoga

Multilayered Tapestries of Combative Anachronism

June 4th, 2007 · No Comments

The term “martial arts” is mostly synonymous with Asian fighting systems, and the alternative combat traditions of 19th century Europe are all but forgotten. [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Video

Elderly Man Saves Baby from Knife-Wielding Killer

May 2nd, 2007 · 1 Comment

While taking his daily walk, an old Japanese man passed by an outdoor food stall.  The cook was preparing to kill an eel.  Feeling sorry for the eel, the old man bought it from the cook and tossed it into the river, saying “Lucky thing I passed by, eel!” [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor

The Legend of Bagua Chang

April 1st, 2007 · 3 Comments

Separating martial fact from fiction is a perilous task.  If you are too credulous, you may be tricked into joining a fraudulent kung fu cult.  On the other hand, if you are too skeptical, you will cut yourself off from real high-level skills.  “Common sense” is an unreliable guide, because it is grounded in your own limited experience, and odds are you’ve never met a legitimate master.

For this and other reasons, I do not use my website to mock other martial arts and artists.  Sometimes, though, I hear a story so fantastical that I just cannot resist the urge to share it.  [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Philosophy

Who Destroyed Shaolin Village?

March 26th, 2007 · 6 Comments

By day, I am a mild-mannered software developer; when darkness falls, I step away from the computer for more vigorous pursuits.  During the past few days, I’ve been moonlighting as a private dick.  My latest case: to find those responsible for the destruction of the Shaolin Temple village, and bring them to justice. [Read more →]

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Tags: Martial Arts Humor · Philosophy

New Karate Kid Music Video

March 25th, 2007 · 3 Comments

The Karate Kid

It’s been twenty years since its release, so The Karate Kid is officially cool again. The indie rock band No More Kings has drafted the movie’s original cast members into its latest music video. [Read more →]

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Tags: Karate · Martial Arts Humor · Video