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Steven Seagal: The CIA’s Final Option

October 3rd, 2010 · 1 Comment

Steven Seagal has long inspired controversy among his fans and foes alike. [Read more →]

Martial Arts Supplies–With Free Shipping!

September 13th, 2010 · 1 Comment

When searching online for martial arts supplies, there are a few important questions to consider. [Read more →]

Mike Tyson: Quotes of Wisdom And Wonderment

August 26th, 2010 · 4 Comments

On his opponents…

Mike Tyson

Frank Bruno: “How dare these boxers challenge me with their primitive skills? It makes me angry. They’re just as good as dead.”

Tyrell Biggs: “I could have knocked him out in the third round but I wanted to do it slowly, so he would remember this night for a long time.”

Lennox Lewis: “I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!”

“It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.”

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Taiji Robot Showdown!

August 5th, 2010 · 5 Comments

The advances in robotics over the past ten years are amazing to see. Every year, they get harder, better, faster, stronger.

It is inevitable that they will get tired of vacuuming our floors, and rise against us. Fortunately, nobody is teaching them how to fight…right?


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If Street Fights Were More Like Final Fight…

July 22nd, 2010 · 3 Comments

Final Fight
Final Fight, a classic arcade game
[Play Flash version online for free]

Your name is Cody, and you have no past, only a backstory. Some street gang kidnapped your girlfriend Jessica, you are told, and you need to punch them all out in order to rescue her. The details are not important–just start punching!

The clock is ticking, literally. You have to reach the end of each gang-infested street before the timer reaches zero, or Jessica is finished. Unfortunately you never learned to run, much less drive a car, or ride a bicycle, or even take the bus. No, Cody, you never learned much of anything in your life: all you can do now is walk around, jump, kick, punch, and “special attack.”

Lucky for you, most of the Mad Gear gang attended the same inner-city schools. [Read more →]

Karate Chops Are Fun…Until Someone Gets Hurt

July 13th, 2010 · No Comments

“Diamond Dave, The Kung Fu Hillbilly”
At Diamond Dave’s Ninja School, you’ll learn the difference between a Ninja chop, a Judo chop, and a Karate chop.

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The Original Karate Kids Fight Back!

June 12th, 2010 · 5 Comments

Ralph Macchio, the original Karate Kid

While the new Karate Kid movie earned surprisingly positive reviews from major media outlets, some fans of the original 1984 version are disappointed…

Johnny Lawrence, Cobra-Kai

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Kung Fu Bear Will Defeat Your Entire Clan!

May 26th, 2010 · 9 Comments

Kung Fu bear cubs

Claude the bear, from Hiroshima zoo
(Yes, it’s real)

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Teenage Ninja Rap!

April 1st, 2010 · No Comments

This video clip has been chosen, as I have chosen others before it.
Each of them shall display the ancient art of the ninja warrior.

So you want to be a teenage ninja
Let me begin to show you what ya gotta do
Ya gotta know the rules and pay your dues
If you wanna graduate from this ninja school [Read more →]

Wal-Martial Arts

March 29th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Spotted at Wal-Mart…

Walmart Ninja