Comments on: 14 Amazing Chuck Norris Facts

By: Yellow

Yellow — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:13:10 +0000

All of these jokes are cool. Someone told another one. “The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thaught he was wrong.”

By: Mr Luigi

Mr Luigi — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 06:28:11 +0000

Chuck Norris bet on the 2015 Superbowl… and won.
Chuck Norris only runs when he wants to speed up or reverse time due to the fact that him running directly affects the rotation of the Earth.
Chuck Norris beat the world champion heavyweight boxer… with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have a drivers license… cars slow him down.
Chuck Norris can fly when he wants to because gravity doesn’t want any trouble.
The first atomic bomb was just a paper mache ball containing Chuck Norris that was dropped from a plane.
Meteorologists follow around Chuck Norris and wait for him to sneeze so they know when and where to issue tornado warnings.

By: Kelton Knutson

Kelton Knutson — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:03:32 +0000

Heres one I made up-

**Chuck Norris doesnt lick his postage stamps, He just looks at them and they wet themselves.**

By: Frieds

Frieds — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:45:07 +0000

if chuck norris says that you are a nintendo tart it means that you are a wii-tart – a.k.a stupid. then run – he will find you

By: DUDEBRO

DUDEBRO — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:32:04 +0000

Chuck norris is 1/8 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking indian!!

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck has 5 dollars. Chuck has more money than you!

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Acording to Newtons law of reletivity, Chuck Norris can actualy roundhouse kick you yesterday!!

By: ivan

ivan — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:43:28 +0000

Do you know how the Ninja Turtles were born?…….Chuck Norris fcuked a Turtle

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By: Chuck Norris on God and Guns…Mostly Guns

Chuck Norris on God and Guns…Mostly Guns — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:43:00 +0000

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By: MOSTLYWES

MOSTLYWES — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:43:34 +0000

Here is a Chuck Norris joke I made up.. Texas has an option of the type of death penalty ……Firing squad or Chuck Norris..

By: Daniel Hill

Daniel Hill — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 05:11:59 +0000

Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kicks are a paradox: They kill instantly, yet contain more antioxidants than green tea…